What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:05
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
What is your review of working in EY?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Make Nazis afraid again!
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do men like low maintenance women?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.